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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (FULL SEQUENCE) (2011)
BY: I can honestly tell you that this is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen in my entire life! I actually liked “The Human Centipede” which had a plot, and I know a lot of people may not have cared...
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THE IPC’S TOP TEN MANLY MAKEOUT FANTASIES
GUESS WHO’S BACK. BACK AGAIN. CARA’S BACK. TELL A FRIEND. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Cara from Silver Screen Serenade here to completely trash The IPC brighten your day via a delightful post...
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NYMPHOMANIAC VOLUMES 1 AND 2 (2014)
Well, well, well…. Nymphomaniac, eh…..? Lars Von Trier…. Shia LaPoof’s boner… explicit sex ALL OVER THE PLACE (*NOTE: I have read, since originally typing this draft up, that they used “Porn Actors”...
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21 AND OVER (2013) BUTTS AND COCKS ABOUND
This movie….. I really didn’t care for this thing and it’s not because of what I am going to get into later it’s just… I don’t know… I mean – we’ve all seen teen sex and drinking comedies our whole...
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THE SHITFEST SOCIAL 2: THE MOLEMAN OF BELMONT AVENUE!
In just seven hours from the time of this post, a few of us will fire up the movie below and right before your very eyes, we’ll comment on it throughout, in the comment section below!! Right before...
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PROXY (2013) THANKS, BUT… NO THANKS
*SPOILERS THROUGHOUT* *GRAPHIC IMAGERY TOO* *DON’T READ IF YOU’RE EASILY SICKENED* *REALLY* When I watched the trailer for this I thought it was going to be a tough watch but I also noticed that this...
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SHITFEST ANYONE???
Got the hives? Stir crazy? Jock itch?? Well – how about we get out into the sun and get some color on our skin and SHITFEST it up this July??? I’ve had some people express some interest in getting...
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WOLF CREEK 2 (2013) THREE TOP HATS
*SPOILERS* You know – I REALLY liked WOLF CREEK. I really did. I liked what they did there and I liked the director and the cast and I even went out and liked ROGUE (the director’s second movie). Then...
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TORMENT (2014) THREE TOP HATS
OK – in a brave fit of Creative Writing – I am going to try and write this review without using the letter “A”. Think it can be done?? Let’s see…. *cracks knuckles* *cracks neck* MI MI MI MI MI MI MI...
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SHITFEST 2014: SUMMER ~ RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (2008)
BY: KLOIPY Return to Sleepaway Camp Review by Kloipy I’ll start off by saying that I am a fan of the series. I like all three of them. And I can’t even say that I hate this one, because a little...
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SILENT RETREAT (2013) A GRODY GOOD TIME
You know what?? I really liked this movie. And it’s not something I think I would normally go for. There’s no boobs, there’s not a lot of action, there’s no real explanation for the thing in the woods...
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AN IPC ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE! LUKE ABBOTT: ORACLE OF FILM (2014)
WOW – just LOOK at that BEAUTIFUL movie poster I made!! CLASSY!!!! Today’s the BIG DAY!!! The moment that TWO people have been waiting for!!! WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Grab your popcorn, your hot...
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P2 (2007) THREE TOP HATS
I remember being really excited about this thing when it came out. It was produced by Alexandre Aja who fucked some serious shit up in HIGH TENSION and had the babe from THE WOODS in it – as displayed...
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DEAD SNOW 2: RED VS DEAD (2014) 100 MINUTES OF FUCKING AWESOME!!
I am absolutely going to gush over this movie because I absolutely LOVED it from the start to the finish. This thing is incredibly bloody, full of intestines and brains, no one is safe including moms...
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AN IPC MOVIE CONSIDERATION: DAY OF THE DEAD AND DAY OF THE DEAD
As we wind down Halloween month and take a look at two more Original and Remakes – gearing up for one of my favorite movies on Friday – today we address the two Day of the Dead movies, neither of...
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DELIVERANCE (1972) FOUR TOP HATS
HAPPY THANKSGIVING for those of you Most Beloveds who celebrate it!!! Here’s a Thanksgiving cornucopia of fun, just for you!!! *Note – sensitive readers might avoid this post as it involves the topic...
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LUKE ABBOTT: THE ORACLE OF FILM – DELETED SCENES!!!!
Happy Friday!!! Whether you’re feeling the effects of too much turkey and stuffing or out standing in long lines waiting to get a new TV or clock radio – we have something very special to present to...
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THE BROOD (1979) WOOOOOOOOOOAH
About four months ago, Cinema Parrot Disco won a contest out here during SHITFEST: SUMMER and, being the victor, she won the prize of getting to make Rob and I watch five movies each. She made us wait...
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SHITFEST!! DAY OF THE DEAD 2: CONTAGIUM (2005) MISERABLE, MISERABLE SHIT
This has to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. I can’t even believe I watched this whole thing. Let’s write a couple of sentences here and move on. This starts off with...
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NO ONE LIVES (2012) THREE TOP HATS
*SPOILERS* A couple of years ago our old, vanished friend Tyson made a post about this calling it pretty good and rambling on and on about how much he liked it. He said something like “This is really...
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